I have a new roommate.
I bought this yesterday from the lady I interviewed for our workshop exercise for Documentary Filmmaking. I asked her what it’s called and she said that it’s “jade”.
Showed the photo to Mastodon tooters and I was told that it is called “Geldbaum” (money tree) in German and that its botanical / Latin name is Crassula ovata.

I looked it up on Wikipedia, and it says there that it needs 4 to 6 hours of sun.
But I hardly get any sun in my room!
The car gets more sun. So I decided it’d be happier and healthier staying in the car and going with me on drives than hanging out with me in my room.